Half way through the drive through France we started to see
snow and it began to get cold. By the evening we had ice on the insides of the
van windows and were having to wear our ski gear in the vans! Travelling through
the night, we arrived at the Barracks just after breakfast and were met by the
Master Sergeant who gave a quick brief and showed us around the accommodation.
He also informed us the temperature in the mornings was around -16 centigrade.
The first full day of skiing brought with it the delights of
the ski school instructress – a fit young Romanian girl. For some, this made
it hard to concentrate on their skiing technique. This was also the occasion
that SSgt John "JJ" Julian revealed his Iraqi driving goggles, still
shedding sand, to shade his eyes on the brighter slopes. These were further
supplemented by a fantastic pair of Steve Wonder shades. Unfortunately, the net
effect made him practically blind although this made no difference to his skiing
ability!
As the week moved on, the expert group under Sgt Phil
"After-you" Wallis explored the black runs and tried out most
opportunities to get airborne. The intermediate group tried their hand on all of
the resort pistes led by Capt Oakley "Need-for-Speed" Turvey who found
a quick and painful technique for stopping at speed. The novice group appeared
to look confused, shattered and generally terrified throughout the week but all
made good progress.
SSgt Keith "Snowman" Butcher’s excursion off piste
won the prize of best head-plant of the week when he was ejected from his skis
after launching himself into mid air having failed to negotiate a turn. It was
some time before QMSI Si "Trick-ski" New had stopped laughing and was
able to extricate him from his icy tomb.
To ensure there was an exposure to a wide variety of skiing
disciplines, everybody spent a day with Captain Michael
"Are-you-going-to-eat-that?" James, on a cross-country course. This
appeared quite straightforward until you had to turn at the bottom of a downhill
stretch (SSgt Butcher again)!
A really good week was enjoyed by everyone and everybody’s
abilities at both downhill and cross country skiing improved so a big thank you
to our Sergeant Major, Les Hunt for organising the expedition and to the
Austrian Bundeswehr(Army) for their hospitality (but maybe not their food!).
Also thanks to our resident 135 Sqn ski instructors, Captain Michael James and
Sergeant Phil Wallis for their expert tuition and ensuring everyone came home
with no broken limbs!